This is war

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truezodiacfact:

I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

truezodiacfact:

I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

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space-lester:

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up


yoU could have saiD CRACKED ME UP U MISSED A GIANT OPPORTUNITY

space-lester:

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

yoU could have saiD CRACKED ME UP U MISSED A GIANT OPPORTUNITY

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snapslikethis:

snapslikethis:

i just
#1 this is just one of those gems that you maybe glossed over as a kid but now like oh my god harry you naughty boy w/ the sex dreams
#2 beginning of ootp big d taunts harry about his nightmares, which he was privy to bc harry talks excessively in his sleep
#3 wonder if like any of the other boys were ever woken up by harry moaning her name in his sleep and like how awk would that be for dean or neville’s like yeah this isn’t going to end well and just thank fuck ron’s a heavy sleeper

I shouldn’t blog my late night thoughts.

snapslikethis:

snapslikethis:

i just

#1 this is just one of those gems that you maybe glossed over as a kid but now like oh my god harry you naughty boy w/ the sex dreams

#2 beginning of ootp big d taunts harry about his nightmares, which he was privy to bc harry talks excessively in his sleep

#3 wonder if like any of the other boys were ever woken up by harry moaning her name in his sleep and like how awk would that be for dean or neville’s like yeah this isn’t going to end well and just thank fuck ron’s a heavy sleeper

I shouldn’t blog my late night thoughts.

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protectrons:

spookyjesy:

minestuck:

do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president”

my uncle went to elementary school with Obama and he told us that a bunch of kids did once lock him in a locker

the truth is out obama

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combeferret:

LOOK AT THE CUTE BABY KITTY

combeferret:

LOOK AT THE CUTE BABY KITTY

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No one will be alive by the last book. In fact, they all die in the fifth. The sixth book will be just a thousand-page description of snow blowing across the graves.
George R.R. Martin
[when asked if he was going to let any Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire characters live] (via let-them-eat-static)

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